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第3章 Rural Wild Fishing(第1页)

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attheweekend,chairanwangvitedseveralsubordatestogofitheuntrysideitu0027sawildfi,butthesubordatesknowtheirheartsthatthedayofprootgtheanarisg,andthistripisagoodopportunitytoshowfrontofthechairan

alongtheway,thesubordateswereattentivetowangdong,butxiaodg,thedeputyanar,wasnotasenthiasticasothersheonlylistenedtowangdongu0027sstructionsandneverwentwrongalongthewaywangdongisverysatisfiedwithhithiskdofobedienthonestanistheonewhoworkshard!

walkg,jtaseveryonepassedbyabh,wangdongsuddenly"ouch"andshouted:"snake!i,iwasbittenbyasnake!"

howcanweeasilyletgoofthiscriticalontofperforance?severalsubordatesrhedtokneelbesidewangdongu0027sleg,saygthattheywouldhelphisuckoutthepoinfrothewoundtheyphedandrobbedeachother,shoganeroattitudewangdongwaspaandannoyedhephedeveryoneawayandsaid,"thiskdofsnakeaybeverytoxicdonu0027tearound,oryouu0027llallbepoined!"

atthisti,xiaodgsaidcally:"wangdong,pleasebearwithfirstwearenotfailiarwiththiskdofsnaketheountas,butthevilrsnearbyshouldoftenetitostofthehaveanantidoteiu0027gogtofdit!"withthat,xiaodgsetouttofdanantidote

afterawhile,xiaodgcabackheexcitedlywavedtheantidotehishandandtrottedalltheway,shoutg,"wangdong,theantidote,thereisanantidote!""

whenwangdongsawxiaodggback,henoddedwithgreatrelief,thkgthathereallydidnu0027tseethewrongpernhewasabouttoreachfortheantidotewhenxiaodgspedhishandandsaid,"wangdong,letdoit!"

isawxiaodgpourtheantidotetohisouth,pickedupatheroscup,andfilleditwithwaterwangdongwasanxio:"xiaodg,youdidnu0027ttbittenbyasnakewhatkdofantidotedoyoutake?"

xiaodgwipedhisouth,idiatelysattedatthesideofwangdongu0027sleg,liftedhistroerleg,andsaidheroically,"wangdong,itooktheantidoteiu0027feiu0027llsuckthepoinoutforyou!"

乡下野钓

周末,汪董事长约了几位下属去乡下野钓。说起来是野钓,但下属们心里都清楚,提拔经理的日子就要到了,这次外出,正是在董事长面前表现的好机会。

一路上,下属们对汪董殷勤有加,唯独副经理小丁,不像别人那般热情,一路上只听汪董吩咐做事,从不出岔子。汪董对他倒是很满意,这种听话的老实人,才是踏踏实实干事的人嘛!

走着走着,就在众人路过一处灌木丛时,汪董突然“哎哟”一声,嚷道:“蛇!我、我被蛇咬了!”

这种表现的关键时刻,哪能轻易放过?几位下属争相跪在汪董腿边,说要帮他把伤口的毒吸出来,他们你推我抢,个个露出一副慷慨就义的模样。汪董又痛又恼,他推开众人,道:“这种蛇毒性可能很强,你们别乱来,当心自己都中毒!”

这时,小丁镇定地说道:“汪董,您先忍忍,这种山里的蛇我们不熟悉,但附近的村民应该常遇到,他们多半有解药。我这就去找!”说着,小丁就出发找解药去了。

过了一会儿,小丁回来了,他兴奋地挥着手里的解药,一路小跑着,喊道:“汪董,解药,有解药啦!”

汪董见到小丁回来,十分欣慰地点点头,想着自己果真没看错人。他正要伸手去接解药,没想到小丁一拦他的手,说道:“汪董,让我来!”

只见小丁把解药一把倒进自己嘴里,又拿起一个保温杯,“咕咚咕咚”灌了一通水。汪董急了:“小丁,你可没被蛇咬啊,你吃啥解药啊!”

小丁一抹嘴巴,立马蹲在汪董腿边,撩起他的裤腿,豪迈地说道:“汪董,我服过解药了,我没事,我来给你把毒吸出来!”

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